Looking for an easy way to lose weight?)humor?)

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Looking for an easy way to lose weight?)humor?)

by Bee_Rich on Mon Feb 11, 2013 02:43 PM

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Looking for an easy way to lose weight?

Just adopt a brain tumor, and the pounds will shred off! Never will you feel hungry and have those persistent food cravings.Guaran teed or your hair will return.

disclaimer: guarantee does not include choice of hair quality,coverage or form.
Side effects may include: nausea, vomiting, rash, seizures, paralysis, weakness,memory loss, tremors, sexual dysfunction,Temporary weight gain due to depression-related binge eating,immune system suppression,diet restrictions; including caffeine, alcohol and sugars,fatigue and, in most cases, death.

>>>journal entry at my dieting site. my attempt at humor this am. i guess its kinda morbid humor, but hey....at least my diet is going well!

--Richard

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by cmkoh on Mon Feb 11, 2013 03:29 PM

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Humor is one way I use to diffuse my anxiety, too. 

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by Randy1958 on Mon Feb 11, 2013 06:36 PM

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On Feb 11, 2013 3:29 PM cmkoh wrote:

Humor is one way I use to diffuse my anxiety, too. 

I entered the hospital weighting 215.  I went out the door at 200.  Simple reason, they don't feed you!  I wanted to drop some weight but this is NOT what I had in mind!

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by elfprincess on Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:48 PM

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That is so funny because after a month of my diagnosis I said the same thing! (after I lost 15 pounds from stress and anxiety)  "you want to lose weight?  Just get a diagnosis of a brain tumor!!!  you won't be able to eat for months" 

 

Humor you have to use it some how... and it is best to get rid of the anxiety that way!

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by jpearson472 on Tue Feb 12, 2013 03:09 PM

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Well at least that diet has worked for some.  I went from 207 to 230 due to dex,  even with 6 hrs a week of gym time.  I am official fat dumb, but happy.  I guess the only thing better is if I was fat, drunk and stupid.  Love the humor and remember pear is a body shape

 

josh

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by GeeBeeEm on Tue Feb 12, 2013 03:41 PM

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Yeah - my 'chemo diet' worked really well.  As soon as I was done with my 12 months of Temodar the weight crept back on.

For those that lost weight on chemo and want to keep that up post adjuvant chemo cycles - I can suggest the ketogenic diet.  Since adopting it, I'm now below my chemo weight.  It's completely counter-intuitive given the seemingly unhealthy diet you have to follow.  It has the benefit of potentially killing GBM cells as well.

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by Randy1958 on Tue Feb 12, 2013 05:07 PM

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On Feb 12, 2013 3:41 PM GeeBeeEm wrote:

Yeah - my 'chemo diet' worked really well.  As soon as I was done with my 12 months of Temodar the weight crept back on.

For those that lost weight on chemo and want to keep that up post adjuvant chemo cycles - I can suggest the ketogenic diet.  Since adopting it, I'm now below my chemo weight.  It's completely counter-intuitive given the seemingly unhealthy diet you have to follow.  It has the benefit of potentially killing GBM cells as well.

Before chemo I was approximately 200, during the seven months of treatment I dipped as low as 187.  Since then I've gone back up to 200, which is a good weight for my frame.  I attribute my weight gain to good eating and good loving :)

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by NatmomwithGBM on Mon Feb 18, 2013 01:53 PM

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Twisted but very funny!!!

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